Lesson #1
Seven Things Husbands Should Learn To Say

To my fellow gentlemen, learn to say these if you’re lucky enough to have a good woman you’d like to grow old with:

1.  You were right, I was wrong.

2.  I’m sorry and that won’t happen again.

3.  How could I be so stupid?

4.  I don’t deserve you, sweetheart.

5.  I would marry you all over again.

6.  No, you’re much prettier than that tramp.

7.  No, if anything, that dress makes your butt look too small.