Lesson #15
Women And Children First

Women have a better public image machine working for them than men could ever imagine. Proof is in the fact that there are many sayings we learn from birth which are extremely favorable to women, perhaps the most famous being:

“Women and children first.”

To which her man can only stand by dumbfounded and say, “Uh . . . OK. No, I’m glad you said something, honey, I was almost gonna get in the lifeboat. Do you believe that? Forgot my assignment – stay behind and DIE! No, you go ahead, sweetheart, you’re the precious cargo. Us guys are gonna go to the back of the ship, lock arms and sing ‘Kum-Ba-Ya.’ See what it’s like to be a shark-cicle.”