Lesson #18
A Wife Is The Queen Of Clean
Things marriage has taught me about cleaning:
1) Not every household stain can be cleaned with a shirt tail and spit.
2) “Endust” does not end dust.
3) Despite names like “Breeze”, “Fantastik” and “Joy”, cleaning is not a breeze, fantastic or a joy.
4) Scrubbing Bubbles say they “work hard so you don’t have to.” Scrubbing Bubbles are little, round, bald-faced liars. The only thing which works hard so you don’t have to is a maid.
5) And don’t even get me started on “2,000 Flushes.” If you routinely need 2,000 flushes, you really should see a doctor.
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