Lesson #18
A Wife Is The Queen Of Clean

Things marriage has taught me about cleaning:

1)  Not every household stain can be cleaned with a shirt tail and spit.

2)  “Endust” does not end dust.

3)  Despite names like “Breeze”, “Fantastik” and “Joy”, cleaning is not a breeze, fantastic or a joy.

4)  Scrubbing Bubbles say they “work hard so you don’t have to.”  Scrubbing Bubbles are little, round, bald-faced liars.  The only thing which works hard so you don’t have to is a maid.

5)  And don’t even get me started on “2,000 Flushes.”  If you routinely need 2,000 flushes, you really should see a doctor.