Lesson #19
Women Multi-Task So Well They’re Omni-Taskers  

Women can simultaneously fix breakfast, iron a shirt, pour a Jello mold, dress a wound, pay a bill, clip a nail, peel an onion, birth a calf, mend a mitten, set a broken bone, flush a radiator, answer email, disarm a terrorist, and still get a 4th grader dressed and polished for class picture day. 

If I tried to do all that, I’d lose track and peel the terrorist, iron the 4th grader and flush the Jello.