Lesson #8
The Secret Of Wife-Gifting
For Christmas, never buy a wife a toaster oven, vacuum cleaner or anything made by Black & Decker. I don’t even know who Black and Decker are, but I believe they never made their wives feel weak in the knees.
What makes a good gift for a wife? Simple, just three words:
Silly. Unnecessary. Extravagant.
Toaster ovens are 0-for-3. But walk into any Cartier store and prepare to be amazed. Everything in there is batting a thousand. Tell ‘em to wrap up anything you see.
You can thank me later.
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