Lesson #8
The Secret Of Wife-Gifting

For Christmas, never buy a wife a toaster oven, vacuum cleaner or anything made by Black & Decker.  I don’t even know who Black and Decker are, but I believe they never made their wives feel weak in the knees.

What makes a good gift for a wife?  Simple, just three words:

Silly.  Unnecessary.  Extravagant.

Toaster ovens are 0-for-3.  But walk into any Cartier store and prepare to be amazed.  Everything in there is batting a thousand.  Tell ‘em to wrap up anything you see. 

You can thank me later.